Remember when Breaking Bad ended their season with a slow zoom into a potted plant and it was simultaneously the most revelatory and upsetting thing that’s ever happened?
saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him
“You spend the entire time being like, ‘Can you CGI my heinie so it’s a little smaller?’ They’re like, ‘Do you want another dragon? Or do you want a smaller bum? It’s either/or, Emilia.’ Damn it. Go for the dragon.” — Emilia Clarke for the Rolling Stone
still angry that harry and ron only got awarded five points for bringing down the mountain troll.
i mean they’re eleven fucking years old, what the hell do you have to do to get house points????